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NFL Week 8 Preview: Vinegar Strokes
Alright Cam Newton, what the fuck were you wearing? That sweater! I don’t think even Tom Brady would have worn that! Oh, you have your own clothing line at Belk? That, that is just horrible. “Yes...
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NFL Week 9 Preview: Mutual Domain Mastering
Did I black out like Will Ferrell in Old School while watching the Saints/Broncos game Sunday night? Why the fuck did the Saints literally give up at the beginning of the 4th quarter, down by 24?...
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NFL Week 10 Preview: Yar! Stealing The Booty
Bravo to Aaron Rodgers, Greg Jennings and Clay Matthews on the epic prank they pulled on 60 Minutes last Sunday night. I really thought it was a serious piece until I remembered that Rodgers is a...
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Week 11 NFL Preview: Moistening
I don’t handle losing very well in fantasy football. Over the years, I’ve become like the New England Patriots and Ricky Bobby. A season without a championship is a failure and if you’re not first,...
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NFL Week 12 Preview: Yanking on the Wishbone
Boom goes the dynamite. I really like food. I’m sure Beetus is in my future. So Thanksgiving is my FAVORITE holiday. It’s the only day when gluttony is permissible. I love getting all jacked up on...
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Week 13 NFL Preview: The Shocker
I simply do not get the fascination with Tim Tebow. I know I’ve referenced it many times before, but it needs to be fully broken down. There’s got to be a specific reason for it. It’s not wasted...
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Week 14 NFL Preview: Smells Like Badussy
I hate the projected points in fantasy football. It gives you way too much sense of false hope. I’d say ESPN is especially guilty of this, they have seriously generous projections for players. Their...
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Week 16 NFL Preview: Let’s Come Together
So the world didn’t end. Week 16 is a go. Phew, I was sweating that. Last thing we all needed was to have the last six weeks of the NFL season wiped out by the fucking apocalypse. Although there...
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NFL Divisional Preview: Yeah, Right There
So long Redskins, Bengals, Colts and Vikings! You all failed and should be ashamed. Well, not so much Washington. Only about your nickname and Dan Snyder. RG3 showed a ton of guts playing through...
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NFL Conference Championship Preview: Gone Soft
Well, that was disappointing. This could be the worst final four in the history of the NFL. The only team I can stomach is the Falcons, and they’re the ones who beat my beloved Seahawks. I have to...
View ArticleNFL Week 7 Preview: Biting The Pillow
I want a Russell Wilson home jersey. Unfortunately, that’s an expensive item. $250 for an authentic. You can imagine my surprise when I walked into a local Chevron convenience store and saw a rack...
View ArticleNFL Week 12 Preview: Reverse Cowboy
Objectivity. That’s the keyword of the week. Jon Gruden showed an extreme lack of it this past week after the Patriots/Panthers game. He was clearly disgusted at the outcome. Gruden is rarely not...
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